Now I have the red panda!

Red pandas follow me. Yay.<3 x]

*makes out with her and steals the red panda*

o;

LOL.
I has styyyyle. <3

-kills everyone in a "Saw 5" type of way and steals all of the pandas-

*Never seen Saw 5, so it can't kill me.*

*Takes the red pandas.* ;]

I fire mai hadouken at Charles and run off with the red panda. ]:

I fire a blast of fire at Nate. Burn, fool. (:
HAIREDPANDAS. O: -embraces them and runs away with them-

You accidently blast yourself with fire, and drop the pandas screaming. I take them and run off to frolic in the flowers with them.

Sadly, you also had a bit of fire on you, and you set on flowers on fire. You throw the panda to save it, but you couldn't save yourself. (You still survive though O: )

I save the panda and go call 911 ;D

The police comes and takes the panda away from you because you did not obtain a permit to care for an endangered species. They give me the permit because the red panda likes me. I live happily ever after with her in Barbados.

I stole them from her. Stupid bitch.

OMG IM SO JEALOUS OF THAT GIRL. SHE LIVES WITH 2 RED PANDAS

*kills the girl and goes on that show to live with the pandas*

Too late, the pandas are mine.

NO THEYRE MINE! *steals*

When the girl lifted the panda off the ground when he was trying to steal her food that was the CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

YEAH, CAUSE IT'S MY PANDA! >=] MY PANDAS ARE TH CUTEST.

NO ITS MINE! THATS WHY ITS SO CUTE!!!

NOPE IT'S MIEN.

You were all wrong though because its mine. And it came back to me. :S

No. Nate has BO so the pandas left him and came running to me because i smell pretty.

The red pandas prefer me because I'm the most in tune to red pandas, therefore I can speak with them and understand them. MINE! >=D

The pandas see that i'm sad, so they come to comfort me. When i'm happy they realize that they love me and stay with me forever!

I cut your head off with a katana and the pandas come to me.

The pandas are afraid of you because you are a murderer and come raise me from the dead. THEY ARE MINE

The pandas are scared of Lisa because she looks like a zombie rising from the dead. x3

I ALSO BRIBE THEM WITH...bamboo? And they come.

Yep they're mine.

I brutally Chuck Norris'd you and now.. I HAVE THE RED PANDA. =D