Now I have the red panda!

Since I have a sniper, I took the Red Panda.

SNIPER WARS!

*Takes out rocket launcher.* =]

Of course the red panda would go to me, since it's safer to be near me than the sniper. ^_^

since i have quite the attractive face,
it came to me

because i'm beautiful and safe.

Yes, a turquoise star is quite attractive yes?

Sadly, the Red Panda hates Turquoise so it bites you and comes to me instead.

Red Pandas like Red Pandas. COME 2 ME KEKEKE!

*I jump charles in the middle of a dark ally and mug him of all his red pandas*

Jokes on you, I always have more.

*Takes more out of sweater pocket.*

*steals panda and strips charles. He is now left in a dark ally naked while I run off with the pandas.*

While you were leaving the dark alley, I punched you and you fainted. So, I took the red panda to get some ice cream. (:

I share the ice cream with you <3

I already have a red panda, why take more o-o

I tripped you while you were walking to order your ice cream. Then I blindfolded you and told you we're playing hide and go seek. However, I didn't hide and I took the red panda(s) to go to a amusement park. Yay. (:

While you were riding the Ferris Wheel I cut all the electricity in a 5 mile range causing the ride to stop at the top. The red panda then got bored and climbed down the Ferris Wheel. He came to me because I have lots of bamboo. Now the red panda is mine. <3

I summoned a big bear to help me go down, then I quickly ran to get the bamboo out of your hands. So, the red panda stopped running to you and came to me and we ran away to the wild. Free red pandas ):
P.S: You spelled 'causing' wrong.
[Note: Nate edited it] D: <

Free red pandas? I'LL TAKE IT! =D

-I got in your ship-
-Steals Panda-
-Leaves you on the Moon-
-Goes to earth-
-Gets a smoothie-
-Loses panda-
-Looks for Charles-

-Runs with pandas but Charles found me..-

Hey. I believe that red panda is mine. *Takes.* >=]

Corey...you suck at this game. *Eats Charles and takes the panda*

You can't eat me, cause I eat YOU! >=] *Takes red panda*

I EATED YOU FIRST *Om nom nom* *takes panda*

Ever heard of eating the things that can eat you?

*Takes red panda anyway.* >=]

No O_O

*steals*

NOW I HAS IT

*Calls the cops for burglary.*

Pandas are mine again. =D

I tell the cops that Charles is trying to rape me, so they take him off to jail leaving me with the pandas!